Snoop Terrifies European Execs

Live television events are a lot more fun for audiences than nervous television producers. The fear of uncensored f-bombs and nipple slips linger inside queasy executives like repressed molestation memories. The only known remedy is hiring a middle-of-the-road comedian to host. Unfortunately, news of the cure didn’t reach MTV Europe in time, and they’ve enlisted Snoop Dogg to emcee Thursday night’s MTV Awards. This can’t end well.

According to Show Biz Spy, the troubled rapper has been given countless anti-swear lectures by the suits in charge. Hopefully the thirty-six year old was more receptive to this chit-chat than the one his wife gave him about not boning everyone on the Girls Gone Wild bus. Actually, what do I care? I’m not planning on paying the indecency fines, and a few good natured obscenities would only liven up the hum-drum broadcast. Swear on, Snoop. Swear on.