Soulja Boy Partners With Other Adolescents

Mega-rap star and frequent ruiner of parties Soulja Boy has made plans to sing with fellow pint-sized performers ‘Lil Mama and V.I.C. The 21 & Under Tour, as the MC dubbed it, will kick off on April 11th in Spring Break favorite Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, and conclude on May 11th in Hot-lanta.

According to Billboard, Soulja Boy and his posse will criss-cross the country over the thirty-one day stretch, even venturing into Canada for a gig in Toronto. I haven’t the slightest clue as to why anyone would pay to hear “Crank That”, but twelve million people bought Kenny Rogers’ Greatest Hits, so what the hell do I know about the herd mentality? Just in case you were wondering, yes, the underage rapper is expected to bring along his sunglasses. Not since former Bears quarterback Jim McMahon have I seen such vile accessories.

Here’s the official list of tour dates...

April 11: Myrtle Beach, S.C. (House of Blues)
April 12: Charlotte, N.C. (Neighborhood Theatre)
April 14: New York (Nokia Theatre)
April 16: Baltimore (Rams Head Live)
April 17: Philadelphia (Electric Factory)
April 18: Niagara Falls, N.Y. (The Conference Center for Niagra Falls)
April 19: Agawam, Mass. (Six Flags New England)
April 20: Toronto (Kool Haus)
April 22: Chicago (House of Blues)
April 24: Cleveland (House of Blues)
April 25: Indianapolis (Egyptian Room)
April 29: Denver (Ogden Theater)
April 30: Anaheim, Calif. (The Grove in Anaheim)
May 1: Los Angeles (House of Blues)
May 2: Alpine, Calif. (Viejas- Concert in the Park)
May 4: Las Vegas (House of Blues)
May 7: Dallas (House of Blues)