Steve Tyler in Rehab After 20 Years

At age 60, Steven Tyler, the front man for hotel-room razing marauders Aerosmith and father to the hottest elf we’ve ever seen, is checking himself into rehab after over 20 years of sobriety, MTV News reported Wednesday. He is currently the most awesome patient at Las Encinas Hospital’s drug rehab clinic in Pasadena, California – incidentally the filming location for the reality series Celebrity Rehab and the workplace of Dr. Drew Pinsky, of Loveline fame. You know you listen to it.

Reports do not divulge much, but the rumor mill is tossing around speculation surrounding Tyler’s relationship issues with wife Erin Brady, and recent treatments for his hepatitis C. Of course, the most likely scenario is simply that the accumulated awesomeness in Tyler’s bloodstream was creating a drunken effect. He was plainly drunken with awesomeness.

Here’s to hoping the former Toxic Twin gets it together to see his 4,061st birthday.


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