Teen Choice Award Results

The Teen Choice Awards blow. That’s just a fact. Kids are stupid and spend way too much time crying. They also listen to terrible music and eat way to many chicken fingers. For a reason I will never understand, some idiot decided adolescents needed their own award show and because of that asshole, I’m stuck here reporting the results to you people. If you have any dignity left, please leave now. You have been warned.

Here’s a rundown of all the nominees. The winners are in bold.



Choice Music: Single
Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America - Gym Class Heroes (Feat. Patrick Stump)
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani (Feat. Akon)
Umbrella - Rihanna (Feat. Jay-Z)
Give It To Me - Timbaland (Feat. Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake)

Choice Music: Male Artist
Bow Wow
John Mayer
Justin Timberlake
Ne-Yo
Timbaland

Choice Music: Female Artist
Gwen Stefani
Fergie
Carrie Underwood
Nelly Furtado
Rihanna

Choice Music: Rap Artist
Ludacris
T.I.
Timbaland
Fabolous
Young Jeezy

Choice Music: R&B Artist
Chris Brown
Ne-Yo
Rihanna
Akon
Beyonce

Choice Music: Rock Group
All-American Rejects
Fall Out Boy
Linkin Park
Maroon 5
Red Hot Chili Peppers

Choice Music: Breakout Artist - Female
Amy Winehouse
Corinne Bailey Rae
Katharine McPhee
Lily Allen
Vanessa Hudgens

Choice Music: Breakout Artist - Male
Akon
Lloyd
Mika
MIMS
Robin Thicke

Choice Music: Breakout Group
Daughtry
Gym Class Heroes
Hinder
Shop Boyz
The Fray

Choice Music: Love Song
Don't Matter - Akon
First Time - Lifehouse
Lost Without You - Robin Thicke
Stolen - Dashboard Confessional
With Love - Hilary Duff

Choice Music: R&B Track
Because of You - Ne-Yo
Get it Shawty - Lloyd
Last Night - Diddy (Feat. Keyshia Cole)
Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston
Wall to Wall - Chris Brown

Choice Music: Rap/Hip-Hop Track
This Is Why I'm Hot - MIMS
Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin') - T-Pain (Feat. Yung Joc)
The Way I Are - Timbaland (Feat. Keri Hilson and D.O.E.)
Party Like a Rockstar - Shop Boyz
Pop Lock and Drop It - Huey

Choice Music: Rock Track
Better Than Me - Hinder
It's Not Over - Daughtry
Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
What I've Done - Linkin Park

Choice Music: Payback Track
What Goes Around... - Justin Timberlake
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
Never Again - Kelly Clarkson
Irreplaceable - Beyonce
U + Ur Hand - Pink

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