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Van Halen: Clash Of The Superegos

By J.P. Gorman: 2006-12-29 00:00:00
Van Halen: Clash Of The Superegos Rolling Stone recently asked David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar what it would take for Eddie Van Halen to successfully reteam with either former frontman. The answer appears to be pigs taking flight on a cold day in hell, as it will take something along those lines for any of the egos involved to ease up in the slightest bit.

For his part, David Lee Roth seems to have some perspective on things. "A Van Halen reunion is a lot like NASCAR — are you there to see the winner or the crash? In this aspect, we’re a lot closer to Jerry Springer meets Knots Landing, which, to me, sells T-shirts.” The singer has spent years trying to convince anyone who would listen that a reunion needs to happen, and these, apparently, are his reasons.

Eddie seems to have calmed a touch, going so far as to make a legitimate offer to Roth. Sammy Hagar has a thing or two to say about this, and, naturally, he seems less than convinced of the project’s prospects. "Dave and Ed working together? I don’t see it in a million years . . . Dave’s gonna want it to be all about him. Ed’s gonna want it to be all about him. And that’s a tough one right there. I’ll probably just be sitting over in the corner, cracking up.”

The recent replacement of founding bassist Michael Anthony with Eddie’s son Wolfgang confused a lot of people, but Hagar isn’t one of them. "Michael and I are friends, which is why he isn’t in the band anymore.”

For all the tumult and injured superegos at work here, the back and forth, soap-operaish shenanigans are keeping everyone involved in the public eye. Each has flamed-out spectacularly in recent years: Hagar now sells tequila and provides opportunities for girls to go wild; Eddie trades on his name and past exploits while trying to recapture any bit of his former relevance; and David Lee Roth failed miserably as Howard Stern’s replacement and released a bluegrass reworking of Van Halen’s decidedly non-bluegrass “Jump.”

Roth’s analogy was pretty dead-on, though. Let’s be honest: it’s not cars driving in circles that makes NASCAR so popular. It’s the ever-present chance of something going horribly awry.

Bearing that in mind, who else is ready for another spin around the track on board with Eddie and Diamond Dave?



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  • Ummm….Wolfie next to Roth. Nope.
    A van halen concert is no place for a 14-15 year old. First girl to pull up her shirt and Eddie is dragging Wolfie off stage by his ears. Roth can’t be Roth with the kid next to him. Edward’s parental skills will cause fights with Roth…This tour will not happen.
  • Say the reunion does come about - who would want to pay top dollar to see this band now? Ed's a shell of his former self, apparently suffering some advanced tangle of Howard Hughes style neuroses and or serious substance abuse problems, while Mad Anthony is the latest victim on his manure list. A fragmented Ed is still probably better than most guitarists around, but until he accepts how screwed up he is and goes through extended rehab, a tour isn't gonna do anything but ruin him further and disappoint audiences (again). If the fans were true fans they'd put aside wanting to recreate their youth and sign a mass petition to get this guy into the Betty Ford clinic, pronto
  • Here's to hoping negotiations between Van Halen and Roth break off and Sammy gets the nod. The band was at their best with him. He has a much better vocal range, the Sammy-era songs are great (as are the Roth-era songs) and Roth always did a lot of crotch-grabbing, which really looks silly for an older guy. The Red Rocker dominates !! And get Michael Anthony back in there, too. If Wolfie Van Halen really is in the band, it will be a Kindergarden tour. Let the kid grow up first.
  • My two cents: there is simply too much money to be made in a Van Halen reunion tour; certainly too much to say no to. If this year has taught us anything, people love their old-timers' concerts and they are willing to shell-out everything to see it. Van Halen with David Lee Roth would sell out every arena and stadium in the country, plus any band would kill to open for them.

    Say yes to the green, Eddie. Just say yes.
  • Dave & Ed - get it done this time, put the egos aside so the fans can finally "again" enjoy what they deserve!


  • Van Halen sucked the MOMENT Diamond Dave left the band. Maybe they can go on tour again, with each stage partitioned with sturdy plywood to keep these cry babies away from each other.

    If not, they might as well jump...straight into their retirement homes because without each other they are as effective as George Bush's foreign policy.

    Ba-dum-bum,
    Paul Rosa



  • lets get the show on the road...no fucking around is what i say
  • We're ALL ready for another spin around the track with these two legendary rockers.
    EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!!

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