Victoria's Secret Is The Spice Girls

Sexy lingerie and The Spice Girls go hand in hand, or at least that’s what one undergarment retailer is hoping. Victoria’s Secret has ordered an estimated five hundred thousand copies of the fivesome’s Greatest Hits LP to sell in their stores. The move seems to have come completely out of left field, but I guess it’s not that much of a stretch. Nothing sets the seductive mood quite like revealing underwear and a boombox screeching lines like, “If you wanna get with me/ better make it fast.”

According to NME, the transaction will be one way, meaning any financial loses will fall on the shoulders of Victoria’s Secret. I don’t know about you, but the thought of employees getting eight copies of this album rather than a Christmas bonus amuses me. Don’t worry: the disc will also be available on iTunes; so, dudes and obese women will get their own chance to purchase the record. Thank God for equal opportunities.