Will The Real Slim Shady - Suck Down Some Slim-Fast?

Eminem has reportedly tipped the scale at over 200 pounds but thankfully Slim-Fast has come to the rescue. This, on the heels of reports the controversial rapper was hospitalized over Christmas for pneumonia, and is suffering a heart condition. Calling it a “doable and flexible approach” to losing weight, a spokesman for the diet company told Yahoo News that “Slim-Fast is a program that can really work for someone like Eminem.”

Doable? Sure! Flexible? Of course! It worked out for Anna Nicole now, didn’t it? But despite that melodrama, the spokesman promised "Slim Fast would…offer Eminem product and assistance to help him become a potential S-F success story." That’s great, but you forgot to mention the paycheck, buddy.

I simply can’t wait for the Slim Shady Slim-Fast weight loss commercials. You know, the ones where he could put on a pair of old pants, now six sizes too big, hold the waistband out in front of him and clamor about how he can now throw away his “fat jeans.” It could be like the new Jared from Subway commercials. I don’t know about you, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed for a confirmation soon.