Woman Jailed For Stalking, Liking, Linkin Park

Is Linkin Park the worst band that every existed or is Linkin Park the worst fucking band that ever existed?I had a hard time thinking of a better opening line for this story because all I keep thinking about is how much Linkin Park sucks. Linkin Park is one of the shittiest, albeit successful, bands I’ve ever had the displeasure of listening to. I gave them a chance for that one week back in 2001, because you know what, they reel you in with those really fucking catchy rhythms. They reel you in for like a total of six seconds before you realize the way they just humped their way onto Limp Bizkit's coattails before turning off the garbage you just subjected yourself to. I’d prefer a root canal while hanging upside by my toenails than sit through one of their albums.

Whew! All that aside, some chick was sentenced to two years in jail for stalking the lead singer. Idiot had the audacity to use the work computer at her government job to access Chester Bennington’s email whereby she also obtained a copy of the bands record contract and a check sent to Chester from Warner Bros. She harassed the singer from January – November 2006 by also hacking his cell phone number then used it o call and threaten his Playboy Playmate wife. She has 60 days to surrender to a Phoenix jail where she may also seek some mental health help. Would that be from the stalking or listening to too much Linkin Park?