Wyclef Disapproves Of Rape

What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love, and understanding? And rape and kidnaping for that matter. Wyclef Jean, long known for his willingness to speak out against perceived injustices, issued a heartfelt plea to all radio stations in Haiti, asking them to urge citizens to abandon their felon-ish ways.

According to NME, crime has soared in recent years, and more than thirty people have been abducted in the capital this month alone. All this has led me to suspect either John Wayne Gacy has been resurrected and bought a house in the Caribbean or a lot of Haitians have been reading too many biographies on Ma Barker.

Further driving home the obvious, Wyclef stated, “you should not be raping women, kidnaping people and children. There can be no excuse for doing so. I reject these evil practices." So do most people without the last name of Leopold or Loeb.