Even though one could compile all of the news stories Babyshambles has accrued into a bible-thick narrative following every minute of the band’s existence, publisher Cassell Illustrated is set to release a biography of the band, titled “Babyshambles: The Official Story” later this year, NME reported Friday.

The book, authored by the band itself along with Reuters journalist Spencer Honniball, will hopefully bring the current public narrative, which is hazy in the second-by-second meter, down to a sharper focus. It hopes to reveal the nitty-gritty details, such as exactly which brand of boxer briefs Pete Doherty wears, and what kind of organic 2% milk he pours on his Frosted Flakes.

The publisher called it “the most exciting rock ‘n’ roll story of the last five years,” adding, “If you are looking at music biographies, you couldn't get a more dramatic or outrageous rock 'n' roll story.”

There is no specific release date as of yet, though the publisher would like to assure us they will certainly be swimming in gullible suckers’ grubby money. And yes, of course I will buy a copy.