Juvenile Backs Up Into Pot Arrest
Slow motion for me. Move it slow motion for me. That’s it. Now, put your hands on your head and step out of the vehicle.
Multi-platinum rapper Juvenile was arrested yesterday afternoon after his vehicle was pulled over for having improper tags. A cursory search uncovered marijuana on the hip-hop star, and he was quickly arrested for possession. Who the hell saw that coming?
According to TMZ, the bust resulted in less than an ounce of grass; so, in this writer’s non-legally binding opinion, Juvenile is likely to get nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Good. I don’t think the world can continue to function with one more Ca$h Money Millionaire behind bars.
On a lighter note, I’m amused by this pot bust because without it, I might not have remembered “Back That Ass Up” existed for another five years. Life’s not worth living if you can’t hear Juve scream “Girl, you looks good” at least once a month. Here’s a copy of the video because well, this seems like a good time to watch ample-assed ladies back their thing up...