Osmond Family patriarch George was a lot of things: a devout Christian, a shrewd businessman, and from all reports, a hell of a nice guy. He also boned his wife on a regular basis, eventually producing nine children who in turn produced fifty-five grandchildren who in turn produced another forty-eight great-grandchildren. Take that Screamin’ Jay Hawkins. George Osmond died yesterday at the ripe old age of 90.

According to ABC News, no foul play is suspected, his death having in all likelihood stemmed from his nine decades of existence. Now, that’s a damn good run. In keeping with the family’s religious beliefs, they have asked mourners to go ‘soul winning’ in lieu of sending flowers. That might not be true, but I’m sure George wouldn’t disapprove of a little prothletizing in his name. Amen to that.