Holy shit, why don’t I live in Maryland? The third annual Virgin Mobil Festival has announced a slew of headliners, and well, pretty much everyone I’ve ever wanted to see in concert seems to be taking part. Iggy Pop & The Stooges, Bob Dylan, and Chuck Berry will all take the main stage, along with previously announced mega-stars like Kanye West, The Offspring, Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails, Stone Temple Pilots, and my favorite guilty pleasure: Taking Back Sunday.

According to Billboard, the two-day gig will start on August 9th at Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore. Basic entry level passes are currently running one hundred and seventy-five dollars, with VIP admission clocking in at a cool four fifty. I’d normally say skip it, but this VIP tag just might give you a better chance at getting into Moby’s electronica set. Hand me a pacifier. I need to get my dance on.