The first trailer for Jeremy Piven’s new comedy The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard has arrive in two formats, each more hilarious than the next. The film stars Piven as a used car salesman who wanders the country as a hired gun. He’s got “the goods” and he can sell any anything.

The domestic, approved for all audiences version of the trailer is below, but do your self a favor and hop over to the official site to watch the even funnier red band version, in which you’ll be treated to such gems as “I have hair on my balls and I sell cars. The end.”