55 Planned Films That Never Got Produced For Better Or Worse... Mostly Better

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Here's a list of every movie mentioned in the video...
1. Gangs of New York (starring The Clash)
2. Star Wars (directed by David Lynch or David Cronenberg)
3. Ronnie Rocket (directed by David Lynch)
4. Something Got to Give (starring Marilyn Monroe)
5. A Conferacy of Dunces (originally to star John Belushi, then John Candy, then Chris Farley)
6. Leningrad (directed by Sergio Leone)
7. The Little Prince (by Disney)
8. The Gremlins (by Disney)
9. The Yellow Submarine (by Disney)
10. Uncle Stiltskin (by Disney)
11. Heart of Darkness (by Orson Welles)
12. The Smiler with a Knife (by Orson Welles)
13. Don Quixote (by Orson Welles)
14. Superman Lives (starring Nic Cage)
15. Other Spider-Man films
16. Plastic Man
17. The Flash
18. Green Arrow
19. Dazzler
20. Silver Surfer
21. Batman vs. Godzilla
22. Godzilla vs. Frankenstein
23. Paradise Lost (starring Bradley Cooper)
24. Megalopolis (sci-fi directed by Francis Ford Coppola)
25. Dune (1970's version starring Orson Welles)
26. Fahrenheit 451 (adapted by Mel Gibson)
27. Napoleon (by Kubrick)
28. Blood Meridian (by Ridley Scott)
29. Heavy Metal (by David Fincher)
30. Halo
31. Lord of the Rings (starring the Beatles in 1961)
32. My Best Friend's Birthday (by Tarantino)
33. Uncle Tom's Fairy Tales (starring Richard Pryor)
34. The Day the Clown Cried (directed by Jerry Lewis)
35. Who Killed Bambi (written by Roger Ebert)
36. Howard Hughes Biopic (starring Jim Carrey)
37. Edgar Allan Poe (directed by Sly Stallone)
38. Sherlock Holmes and the Vengeance of Dracula
39. E.T. 2: Nocturnal Fears
40. Airplane 3
41. Gladiator 2
42. Mrs. Doubtfire 2
43. Elf 2: Buddy Saves Christmas
44. Chinatown
45. The Breakfast Club sequel
46. Forrest Gump 2: Gump and Co.
47. Brazzaville (sequel to Casbalanca)
48. Basic Instinct 3 (directed by Sharon stone)
49. Seriously Dude, Where's My Car?
50. Kill Bill Vol. 3
51. Twister 3D
52. Gremlins 3d
53. The Matrix 4
54. Napoleon Dynamite 2
55. Beetlejuice 2: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian

Right off the bat, Green hits upon arguably one of the strangest casting choices I’ve ever heard, with Martin Scorsese wanting the band The Clash, who made the briefest of cameos in The King of Comedy, to star in Gangs of New York. What’s more ridiculous than that? The Beatles starring in Lord of the Rings, that’s what. That’s the kind of idea that I can only stutter about. But what’s even more bizarre than that? The pre-David Lynch version of Dune, as conceived in what sounds like an opium nightmare by Alejandro Jodorowsky, who originally planned to cast the film with artist Salvador Dali and Orson Welles, with music by Pink Floyd and art direction from Chris Foss and H.R. Giger. (Thankfully, we’ll soon get a closer look at this madness with the documentary Jodorowsky’s Dune.)

But it isn’t all about crazy ideas causing projects to implode. Sometimes it’s because someone involved with the project died, as was the case with The Confederacy of Dunces, which lost John Belushi, John Candy and Chris Farley, or the big budgeted Leningrad, whose director Sergio Leone passed before production could begin.

And while no mention was made of Terry Gilliam’s long-gestating Don Quixote adaptation, there is mention of Orson Welles’ version, which was meticulously planned but still unmade. The same goes for David Fincher’s Heavy Metal passion project, which I would love to see one day, as his career began with interesting music videos.

Given the abundance of superhero films currently flooding the market, one might think that no superhero project would ever get trashed, but that was the case with Tim Burton’s Superman Lives, with the terribly miscast Nicolas Cage. (Or maybe it was perfect casting.) The same unfortunately goes for the Wachowski’s planned Plastic Man feature, and the 1965 Godzilla vs. Batman, an idea which makes my brain hurt so good.

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