Filled with horrible, painful, cliché taglines and hideous, overused music comes the trailer for the next Ashton Kutcher experience A Lot Like Love. This movie looks a lot like a head wound. Did I really say I thought maybe the guy had something after The Butterfly Effect? I apologize.

This time, he’s paired up with the luscious, too good for the movies she ends up in, Amanda Peet. Amanda has yet to find her niche, and so ends up stuck in a niche with Ashton Kutcher. What she really needs to find is a good dominatrix movie. Something where she can walk around with a whip beating a man’s ass. Or maybe that’s just my thing.

Well, this isn’t that movie. It’s stock, romantic comedy in the vein of John Cusack’s biggest stinker, Serendipity. Ashton Kutcher is no Cusack. The trailer just debuted on MTV.com, so click the link below to hurt yourself. Click repeatedly to hurt yourself over and over and over again. MTV hates you, and so provides their trailer only in streaming, teeth pulling video. For those afraid of clicking, enjoy some of the stills from the movie further down the page.

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