SPOILERS! SPOILERS!!! GET YOUR FRESH TOASTED CHEESE SPOILERS!!!

That's right people, unless you want to go into Episode III clean as a virginal nun, then I suggest you turn away now. We've got a pretty big piece of information for you right here.

The official Star Wars website has revealed the opening crawl for Revenge Of The Sith. Turn away now if you don't want to know more!







Episode III
REVENGE OF THE SITH

WAR! The Republic is crumbling
under attacks by the ruthless
Sith Lord, COUNT DOOKU.
There are heroes on both sides.
Evil is everywhere.

In a stunning move, the
fiendish droid leader, GENERAL
GRIEVOUS, has swept into the
Republic capital and kidnapped
Chancellor Palpatine, leader of
the GALACTIC SENATE.


As the Separatist DROID ARMY
attempts to flee the besieged
capital with their valuable
hostage, two JEDI KNIGHTS lead a
desperate mission to rescue the
captive Chancellor....



I guess calling it a bit cheesy would be like saying Michael Jackson likes small boys, but you get the picture.

May 19th people, keep hope alive.