Dawn is every man’s worst nightmare. Her vagina has teeth. Literally. The movie is called Teeth, and it’s the kind of completely insane film that’s likely to put guys off sex forever, and gross women out for decades to come. Can a concept this weird actually be good, or is Teeth just B-movie gutter trash? It is supposed to be funny or scary? I can’t tell.

Whatever Teeth is, we’ve got the first trailer for it below. Scroll down and watch or simply click away screaming. Teeth hits theaters early next year. Beware the vagina dentate!