Hopefully you didn't come out of The Hangover wondering how you and your buddies could recreate the exact same experience on your next trip to Vegas-- odds are really, really not in favor of things turning out as well as they did for Stu, Phil, Alan and Doug. But if you happen to be wealthy and crazy, you might want to know just how much it'll cost to recreate the Las Vegas Hangover experience. And luckily, Jack Satin is here for you.

Satin, at his website, advertises himself as "the greatest Vegas showman you will ever meet," though all you really need to know about him is that he's the guy who bothered to tally up the full bill for all the Hangover debauchery, from room service to the cost of five GHB tablets for the tiger. It's a hilarious recap of the movie's antics, and also a reminder that, no, things that hapen in the movies probably can't ever happen in real life. Click the snippet of the receipt below to see the whole thing in its crazy glory.