There’s almost no chance in hell that Black Dynamite will ever capture a wide audience, but screw those jive turkeys. They’ve got Twilight. I’m down with Black Dynamite. All star running back Ferrante Jones (also occasionally known as stunt man Michael Jai White) stars as Black Dynamite, the CIA’s secret weapon in the war against keeping smack out of the orphanages. He’s super cool and he know kung fu. Drives a $5,000 car and wears a $100 suit.

All you suckas gather round, there’s a brand new movie coming to town! Watch the first official trailer for Black Dynamite below or in HD on Yahoo.