Why is it so damn cool for Blade to leap out of the New Line logo and then leap past a gigantic Marvel sign? It isn’t even part of the movie, but goddamn if it doesn’t kick all kinds of ass at the beginning of a trailer, especially the new Blade: Trinity trailer. While the title may make you wonder if the entire series will wind up by revealing that Blade is actually trapped in The Matrix, the third film actually looks incredible.

In the new trailer, Blade faces his greatest challenge… the acting skill of a professional wrestler. To defeat the powers of the WWE or WWF or whatever the hell those oiled up spandex lovers are calling themselves these days, Blade is enlisting some sexy young help. Oh, and Jessica Biel joins the cast. Don’t you think Ryan Reynolds is hot?

The only real difference between this trailer and the others we’ve seen is more Triple H, so you can be sure it’ll be playing primarily on the redneck wrestling channel and Spike TV. Channels which I avoid. What it really needs is more delicious Parker Posey. You’d think she’d do more to attract male viewers than heavily muscled, heavily beared fat guys. Go figure.

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Thanks to our own Michael Brody for the tip. He loves wrasslin.

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