We need to hire a Twilighter to report this stuff. No offense Twilight moms, I’m just really getting tired of reporting on the cast of Twilight. It’s nothing personal. It’s just this is my third Twilight story today. Or maybe it’s my 50th. They’re all running together. It’s not like I’m writing about Scorsese. Give me fifty Scorsese stories a day and I’m as happy as a pig in slop. So if you can blog your ass off, have an interest in keeping me sane, and want to work for free, send an email. No? I guess it’s up to me then to tell you that Brett Ratner wants Robert Pattinson in his new superhero movie.

Ratner is working on something called Youngblood, about a government funded team of superheroes. The leader of their team is a marksman named “Shaft”. That’s right, I’m talking about Shaft. It’s not that Shaft. Somehow I don’t see Pattinson as any Shaft, luckily it’s a team with plenty of other possible tight wearers. As for where Ratner sees him, he’s not talking. Not that it matters. It’s all vapor. He tells MTV that Pattinson is on his wish list, but that doesn’t mean he has him. It doesn’t even sound like he’s asked him. Besides, Robert’s pretty busy doing Twilight and when he’s not doing Twilight movies he seems to be trying to prestige it up by doing quiet little indies, not superhero movies. I don’t see it happening, Brett’s buddy list dreams notwithstanding.