I guess making out with Madonna pays off. Ever since their controversial lip-lock on TV, Madonna and Britney have been thick as thieves. Now, with her waistline rapidly expanding, Britney is resorting to voice-over work to hide her increasingly loathsome figure.

Well, perhaps that’s not fair, the story I’m looking at from M&C Movies says Madonna PERSUADED Britney Spears to do some voice work on the upcoming animated version of her children’s book… but what else has Britney done lately, besides tabloids that is? Spears will voice a character named Binah in the animated movie The English Roses. Madonna’s books sold better when she was naked in them, but she’s still managed to get this one turned into a movie. Helps to have clout. She’s also used that clout to secure the vocal skills of David Bowies and the quickly becoming cliché Snoop Dogg to play characters, while she herself will play some sort of fairy godmother.

Huh, her book has a fairy godmother. Wonder where she came up with that idea. Oh hey, maybe by reading every children’s book every written! I’d rather get a big screen version of “Jim Jump”.