Bruno has finished coming... and now he’s here! No big deal, vassever. Bruno is making his runway debut in midnight showings across the globe right now. By tomorrow we’ll all be awash in teenagers referring to their testicles as kugelsacks and YouTube videos in which perverts animate their genitalia to make them look like they’re talking. It’s inevitable!

You’ve heard enough from us on the subject, now it’s your turn. Tell us and the world what you thought of Bruno. After you see it, come back here and share your opinion by discussing it on our message board, by talking back to us on twitter, and most importantly by casting your vote in the official CB Poll below:

What do you think of Bruno?

• Being gay is the new coolest thing! [5/5]
• Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. [4/5]
• No big deal, vassever! [3/5]
• Might have been better if I'd used lubrication. [2/5]
• Feels like I've been kicked in the Kugelsack. [1/5]

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