Michael Moore unveils his new movie Capitalism: A Love Story next week. It looks quite a lot like Roger & Me, the first movie that put him on the map, in which he also tackled corrupt CEOs and in particular a corrupt auto industry. Roger & Me is also the only movie both political extremes seem to agree is pretty good. Will bipartisan approval strike again with Capitalism? Conservatives are sure to love watching him wander around Wall Street demanding the return of our money.

In fact you can see Moore pull up in an armored truck and ask greedy investment bankers to load it up with our ill-gotten cash, in the five compelling videos from the film below. Will watching this movie get your money back? Nope. But if you watch it you’ll at least feel like you’re sticking it to the man, and in modern society pretending you’re doing something to fight the power is really about the only option we’ve got. Be simultaneously entertained and self-satisfied by watching all five Capitalism: A Love Story clips below: