I used to be a David Spade/Rob Schneider apologist. Well no more. David Spade died the day Chris Farley did and Rob Schneider is an Adam Sandler barnacle. What's worse than a corpse and a barnacle in the same movie? A corpse and a barnacle starring in a movie with Napoleon Dynamite.

We've got a first look at the new poster for the upcoming com… I can't bring myself to call it a comedy. Let's call it a horror movie. We've got a first look at the new poster for the upcoming horror movie Benchwarmers, starring the three of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. If it was directed by Uwe Boll, then you'd have all four.

Scroll down to look at the poster, and cower in fear.