We’re only a couple of weeks away from getting Knocked Up by the latest work of genius from Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen. My mission over the next few days is going to be to make sure it doesn’t get lost in the flurry of Pirates of the Caribbean overhype that’s going to precede it. Captain Jack is nice, but Apatow is better.

To get primed for the birth of Judd’s latest cinematic child, we’re giving away some awesome Knocked Up movie prizes. We have a maternity-sized prize pack to give away to one lucky Cinema Blend reader. It contains: a poster, an oversized tshirt, a regular tshirt, a female tank top, a hat, ping pong ball, and a condom. That’s right, a condom. I haven’t seen it yet, but let’s hope it doesn’t have a picture of Seth Rogen’s face on the tip. That might be kind of creepy.

Winning it is easy. Just build a time machine, because the contest is already over and Zipporah Sandler has won.

Additional Rules: Winners must live within the continental United States because we hate paying for international shipping. If you don't follow directions you won't win, even if you send me a sob story about how you're disabled, or have 15 children, or frittered away all your money on hookers and beer and you deserve to win one more than anyone else because your life sucks (you people know who you are). Well my life sucks too and I'm not getting free stuff! So keep all that to yourself.