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Dane Cook Checks Out Jessica SimpsonBy Josh Tyler: 2006-08-01 00:00:00
If there's an upcoming movie that looks less funny than Employee of the Month, I haven't seen any sign of it. They can't even sell sex appeal, unless you're incredibly turned on by the thought of Jessica Simpson with gigantic, freakish, monkey ears.
But it's going to make a massive pile of money anyway, because Dane Cook is in it and My Space and it's gang of pedophiles will probably turn out to support it. Ok, that's not fair. Not everyone on My Space is a pedophile. Some of them are children. Some of them are also me and last I checked I was neither a pedophile nor a children. Hopefully, if My Space membership is going to transform me into one of its stereotypical members, it'll turn me into a slutty teenager or an unfunny yet incredibly wealthy comedian instead of Kevin Bacon in The Woodsman. So, here's Employee of the Month's latest official poster. Click here to see it bigger. Hooray!
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