I like endlessly comparing things. While you were in high school learning non-essential things like adding, I was penning excessively long diatribes about why Winnie Cooper will always be hotter than Topanga Lawrence. She was and still is. Sadly, this unnecessary correlation compulsion hasn’t ceased, leading me to point out all the reasons Andy Kaufman was more progressive than Richard Pryor earlier today. I thought I was alone in my weird fixation, but apparently, Hellboy director Guillermo del Toro shares my obscure passion.

According to IESB, the helmer is in talks with Universal about possibly producing a series of movies pitting acclaimed monsters against one another. Yes, I know Alien vs Predator sucked, but that’s largely because the bad Anderson was involved. With a well-written script, del Toro could make these fantasy-like slugfests come to life. Not only is Hellboy Universal property but Frankenstein, Wolfman, Dracula, and scores of others fall under their grizzled ownership blanket. Just imagine the potential.