Let it never be said that I haven't given AVP a rough ride over the last few weeks, because I have. And long may it continue. However, one of my old friends has come back and reminded me that when it comes to making a manure-pile out of a rabbit dropping... no one does it better than Boll, Uwe Boll.

Making Paul Anderson look like James Cameron is no easy feat, but somehow the House Of The Dead director has done it. Not only that but hopefully he's killed the careers of both Christian Slater and Tara Reid simultaniously and outright. Welcome to Alone In The Dark, Boll's second videogame adaptation.

Bear witness (if you dare) to the most excruciatingly bad 4 minutes of movie-making and marketing since the Brown Bunny trailer. At least his gawdawful House Of The Dead trailer was mercifully short.

Click the image below and I'll wish you good luck... somebody call Matt... I ain't reviewin' this one...



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