The first ever teaser trailer for Conan the Barbarian, yes a remake of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Conan the Barbarian, has arrived online. Don’t expect to see much. It’s just a teaser.

As a teaser it gives us glimpses at some of the characters in the film and a single line of classic barbarian wisdom delivered by Conan himself, now played by the appropriately bulky, deep-voiced Jason Momoa. There’s not a lot to see here, but it’s a good line. Still, I think I’d have gone with “to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women”. Just in case you’re wondering, that’s what’s best in life.

Here’s the Conan the Barbarian trailer:

This Conan lives, loves, slays, and he is content. Hopefully at some point during the film, he’ll also get down to causing the lamentation of the women. In the meantime, dig some more on this new Conan the Barbarian movie with photos and info in our Blend Film Database.