It’s the moment everyone has been waiting for… we have the first picture from Alone in the Dark 2! Wait, I thought I was writing about a picture from Watchmen. Alone in the Dark 2? Really? They’re doing that? Is Christian Slater really that desperate? What, they couldn’t even get him? Danny Trejo instead eh?
Right, so apparently this story is about the first picture from Alone in the Dark 2. Apparently I’m supposed to be excited about this because I’m the only guy in the world who didn’t give In the Name of the King a terrible review. Well I’m not. Tolerating one Uwe Boll movie does not make me a fan, even if they plaster my quote on all the In the Name of the KingDVD covers. Anyway the movie hits in 2009, Uwe Boll is only producing not directing (and that probably still won’t help), and here’s the first Alone in the Dark 2 picture:
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Does Boll believe his prowess for filmmaking and his highly-in-demand-talent have reached a level where simply producing a film and tacking on his name is good enough, becuase he simply doesnt have time to direct all these movies anymore? Boll, you stink, your movies stink, deal with it.
You are not and never will be Steven Spielberg.
Ok so Uwe Boll is still doing the work on the tralier on Alone In The Dark 2 also he is working on Bloodrayne 3,Far Cry will be released this year sometime.Boll would work on other video game movies with Ninja Assault based on the game with ninjas with guns.
Ninja Assault will be a $14 million action film and it will be a Amercian production and the producers will work on characters to play Guren,Gunjo,Jack Allen and Siann.Jillian Sands would play Jack Allen in the film.Ninja Assault is another project for Uwe Boll to be filmed in Canada in the future.
Thank You.
BRUCE ACOSTA
AUSTRALIA.
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February 21st, 2008 at 17:06
Does Boll believe his prowess for filmmaking and his highly-in-demand-talent have reached a level where simply producing a film and tacking on his name is good enough, becuase he simply doesnt have time to direct all these movies anymore? Boll, you stink, your movies stink, deal with it.
You are not and never will be Steven Spielberg.