It’s the moment everyone has been waiting for… we have the first picture from Alone in the Dark 2! Wait, I thought I was writing about a picture from Watchmen. Alone in the Dark 2? Really? They’re doing that? Is Christian Slater really that desperate? What, they couldn’t even get him? Danny Trejo instead eh?
Right, so apparently this story is about the first picture from Alone in the Dark 2. Apparently I’m supposed to be excited about this because I’m the only guy in the world who didn’t give In the Name of the King a terrible review. Well I’m not. Tolerating one Uwe Boll movie does not make me a fan, even if they plaster my quote on all the In the Name of the KingDVD covers. Anyway the movie hits in 2009, Uwe Boll is only producing not directing (and that probably still won’t help), and here’s the first Alone in the Dark 2 picture:
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