The next Twilight movie will be the one where Bella and Edward finally do it. Referring to sex as “doing it” somehow seems appropriate where these two are concerned. It’s like being back in Junior High. In order to do it, after their wedding, the two will take off on their honeymoon to a remote, private island named the Isle of Esme… and hey now we know what it’ll look like

That photo with this story was tweeted by the official Twilight account. It’s a pic of the Isle of Esme, which in Twilight-lore is a place off the coast of Rio de Janeiro owned by Carlisle Cullen and gifted to his wife Esme. Edward and Bella will be headed there, to hang out on the beach and have Edward once again refuse to give Bella her marital dues. I’m pretty sure he’s not a man.

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