The first picture of G.I. Joe’s Snake Eyes has popped up online… and it looks incredibly fake. It’s not fake, apparently it’s the real deal, but it looks fake. It looks like something out of a videogame cut scene, or something off a fan art Live Journal.

But then what do I know. I’m no fan of G.I. Joe. Maybe Snake Eyes is supposed to be a CGI ninja. Or maybe Paramount thought that the CGI robots of Transformers were so successful, CGI ninjas were the way to go. Or maybe he’s not even CGI, maybe it’s just a picture with too much photoshop magic worked don it. Or maybe I should shut up and just let you look at it.

UPDATE! Paramount has also released a second photo through USA Today. Both are below: