The awesome new horror movie 30 Days of Night opens this weekend, and apparently Cinema Blend’s review of the film is causing a great deal of concern among theater owners. At issue: protecting their seats.

In my review I said, “David Slade hasn’t revolutionized the vampire genre, but he may make you wet your pants.” As a result, the advertisement to your right will soon appear in Illinois newspapers, and should you have a history of bladder control problems in the past, adult diapers will be available.

Perhaps they took my review a little too literally, but 30 Days of Night really is a scary, edge-of-your-seat kind of movie. There are six wide releases opening this weekend, and of the bunch I think it’s the one you don’t want to miss. Just do your local theater a favor and bring some plastic to put on the seat.