The full teaser trailer for Roland Emmerich’s 10,000 B.C is now online, and thankfully it has a lot more to show you than the 30 second snippet we brought you early this morning.
What it doesn’t have is any sort of clue as to the film’s plot. It’s just a bunch of flashes of tribesman waving spears around, running mastadons, and attacking sabre toothed tigers. Actually, it looks sort of like prehistoric Apocalypto. Plus, I’m no history major but were there actually saber toothed tigers around 10,000 years ago? I thought they were quite a bit more prehistoric than that. Maybe Emmerich is using the Bible as a timescale instead of, you know, facts. Or maybe I have no idea what I'm talking about. It's probably that.
Check out the full trailer in various sizes by clicking right here.
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