George Clooney’s new movie will win the title for funniest title of the year, in whatever year it finally comes out. Variety says the Clooney has signed up to star in a movie called Men Who Stare At Goats.
It’s based on a book, but nobody reads anymore so who cares about that right? Of course if you’re reading this you do read, so maybe you do care. I don’t know. What you probably really want to know though is that it’s about an army unit with paranormal powers. And here’s where it gets really cool. The title refers to the idea that they can kill a goat simply by staring at it.
Imagine a world in which armies can kill by staring. Wars would be nothing but staring matches, and the first soldier to blink loses out big time. Who needs nukes.
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George Clooney’s new movie will win the title for funniest title of the year, in whatever year it finally comes out. Variety says the Clooney has signed up to star in a movie called Men Who Stare At Goats.
