Here’s the first official poster for Jack Black’s upcoming take on Gulliver’s Travels. You remember Gulliver’s Travels, it’s the story where a normal guy ends up in a land of little people who are so small they think he’s a giant. Being sensible people, they’re afraid of giants, and early on they attempt to tie him up. You’ll see that scene pictured in the poster below.

It’s a good poster, but I’m bothered by it. No, it’s not the freakishly unnatural airbrushing on Jack Black’s face that has me irritated. It’s his shoes. He’s wearing those horrible, half-Converse All-Stars which have slowly begun to supplant proper Converse All-Star hightops as the shoe choice of social misfits, outcasts, all girl rock bands, and traveling Time Lords. Only All-Star high-tops are acceptable, Jack. I expect better from Tenacious D’s frontman.

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