I think it’s safe to say Katherine Heigl has been having a pretty good summer. Her mortal enemy Isaiah Washington was fired from Grey’s Anatomy, she recently picked up an Emmy, and Knocked-Up laughed its way to over a hundred million. If I were her, I’d just sit on my ass for about five years and read positive reviews about myself, but thankfully, the blonde bombshell doesn’t have my work ethic.

According to Variety, the Ringer star has purchased the rights to the acclaimed novel Lost And Found. The story, written by Jacqueline Sheehan, centers around a psychologist whose husband goes to be with God. As a way to deal with the pain, the widow heads to a tiny Maine island and gets employment at an animal hospital. Why? Because that’s what old people do. I think.

There’s no word yet on who’s going to star in this future feel-good flop, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Heigl nabs it for herself, the greedy bitch. Expect this to be in your local theater sometime in 2009.