It’s official: Indiana Jones wants to be your Valentine. Paramount Pictures has announced that the first ever teaser trailer for the fourth Indy movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull will arrive on February 14th.

Here’s the weird thing: The first place you’ll be able to see the trailer is the morning of the 14th on Good Morning America. I guess that’s a sure sign that Paramount recognizes Indy’s audience is now… well… old and prone to watching morning news shows instead of cartoons. That’s good… isn’t it? It should be on Good Morning America between 8 a.m. and 9 a.m. I however, work nights on this very website, and so will be sleeping.

For those of you who are also uninterested in watching the show that Charlie Gibson built, immediately after it’s GMA debut, the teaser trailer will be available online (hopefully in luscious high-def formats) at IndianaJones.com and on Yahoo. Check here on the morning of the 14th, and when I roll out of bed at 10 a.m. we’ll have direct links to the best places to watch it for you. It’ll also be in movie theaters, so for you guys taking your ladies out on a Valentine’s Day date night, remember to talk her into a post-dinner movie.