You know what the world needs more of? Movies that use CGI poorly to create some good old-fashioned schlock. And as with most things, we can count on Japan to bring the goods. The trailer for Machine Girl director Noboru Iguchi's new film Robo Geisha has hit the web courtesy of Twitch, and my God, it is a wonder to behold. You don't think that one movie can include a Japanese pagoda attacking other buildings (that bleed!), a woman turning into a tank, a guy getting his eyes poked out with fried shrimp and a samurai robot, but oh, you are so wrong.

Check out the trailer below, and prepare yourself. We may never get to see this thing stateside, but I think the trailer for Robo Geisha may be all we can handle.