Jack Black Gets Tied Down Again In New Gulliver's Travels Poster
Every bit of marketing for Gulliver's Travels, starring Jack Black, has irritated me more and more. Because I've seen the trailer (which was horrible in and of itself), I'm aware that the movie isn't two hours of Gulliver being tied to a beach by a bunch of Lilliputians. Yet that's all the advertising has shown us. Needless to say, I wasn't surprised when I saw the movie's newest one-sheet over at Moviefone.
You guessed it: he's tied down again. I'm beginning to think that the people designing these have some sort of strange fetish. "But it's okay! See, this time we're showing him from a different perspective! And look at that piece of gum on his shoe! Isn't that wacky and outrageous?" Three words: Go to hell. Also, the next person that forces me to stare at Jack Black's crotch gets punched in the throat.
Check out the part of the poster below and head over to Moviefone to see the full thing.
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