News bulletin: Jessica Simpson’s new movie sucks. There’s a shock. Other Simpson related projects that suck include… well, all of them, unless she’s doing some sort of new bikini modeling photoshoot I don’t know about.

The NY Daily News is reporting that her starring project Blonde Ambition has been yanked off the late-summer release schedule. The film’s release date has already been pushed twice until they finally settled on August 3rd, and now the movie may not get released at all.

Right now the movie is back to having no release date of any kind. The NYD’s sources say Jessica screwed up lines on set and spent more time playing with her dog and talking on the phone than actually doing any acting. Basically, what it boils down to is that the movie is absolutely awful. But then if you saw the film’s trailer when we first brought it to you way back in May here, you already knew that. Is there any chance we can get Jessica back with Nick Lachey? The guy may be a talentless hack, but he’s the best thing that ever happened to Jessica… besides her genes that is.

Unfortunate victims of Jessica Simpson’s overwhelming fame and lack of talent include Rachel Leigh Cook, Luke Wilson, Penelope Ann Miller, Andy Dick, and Willie Nelson. All of them have supporting roles in the film.