Just a few minutes ago I wrote a story about Russell Crowe joining The Man With The Iron Fist and said it would be the weirdest story you heard today. It didn't take long for me to be proven wrong and I have Joel Schumacher to thank. Pajiba's reliable inside source, The Hollywood Cog, has gotten word that the Batman and Robin director wants to do a movie called The Barry White Story. Don't be fooled, however, as this is not a biopic about the legendary singer. No, this is a movie about the ghost of Barry White returning to Earth to help a loser teenager get the girl of his dreams. I shit you not, that is the idea.

You have to travel way back in the movie time machine, but Schumacher actually used to be a respected filmmaker. Back in the 1980s and early 90s he was making quality flicks like St. Elmo's Fire, Falling Down and The Lost Boys. This man needs to have his career taken behind the shed and shot until dead. Why are people still giving him money?