Whenever someone finally gets around to filming the life story of Mr. Rogers, they’ll have to do it without the perfect title. That title has already been taken by Julia Roberts whose production company has purchased the rights to a book called In The Neighborhood. Poor Mr. Rogers will have to settle for Trolly Unmasked.

It’s unclear whether Julia will actually appear in the film, but she will serve as one of the producers. The non-fiction book tells the story of its author, Peter Lovenheim, trying to get to know his neighbors better by inviting them over for sleepovers. Yep, it’s one of those gimmicky, hipster, wannabe Hunter S. Thompson books. Apparently he must actually find individuals to agree to this, otherwise there’d be no book but, personally, I’d be pretty creeped out. This Lovenheim must be good looking. People will do anything good looking people tell them to.