Jurassic Park 4's Gun-Toting Dinos

By Josh Tyler: 2007-08-13 13:35:40

It looks like Jurassic Park IV may still end up happening after all, and if it does the latest rumor on what it’ll be about it actually an old on. A couple of years ago a some batshit crazy story about how the movie would involve the US government training dinosaurs to carry weapons ran across the internet, we all had a good laugh and assumed even Hollywood couldn’t be that stupid and moved on. Not so fast. Now that rumor is back.

Bloody-Digusting has regurgitated it, claiming that Universal Pictures has started casting Jurassic Park IV and that it will involve machine gun toting raptors. Because they weren’t deadly enough as is apparently. Forget how stupid an idea this is, why would the government even need to do that? They’re unstoppable killing machines without weapons, giving them bullets to fire is sort of like strapping a Patriot Missile on the head of an atomic bomb.

Word is that the movie starts shooting on Kauai in Hawaii later this year and it seems likely that Laura Dern, but not Sam Neill, will be back. Expect more clarification on what this thing is really about when they start rolling film, but if this is true don’t be surprised for it to co-star Cuba Gooding Jr. or Jon Voight. It sounds like their kind of sequel.

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JOHANNE CEE
September 22, 2008 at 10:54

Those who keep on bringing a shit to JP4 are big morons and idiots...they aren't aware that these creatures were once a part of our history,and they will always be...they just don't know facts bout these enormous animals...so if u dont know anything bout em..keep ur mouth shut!!! cos u guys are imbeciles that should go and spread their foolishness to hell!!!

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AJ
September 13, 2008 at 03:33

Why would the dinosaurs need weapons like they are killing monsters with out thembut lets just this will get the real story when they film it.

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andrew
July 19, 2008 at 23:12

jurassic park4 movie have dinosaurs having weapons sweet noe that is the shit

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manny
March 27, 2008 at 18:15

this is some shit right here, i dont think ive ever been this pissed off in my life. i saw the first jurassic park movie when i was 2, and i already think JP3 wasnt as good as the first 2. the writers of this script should go suck a fuck....

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Daddy
February 13, 2008 at 17:46

Just when you think they pushed the crap envelope as far as possible, they come up with this.
You know, I don't really care I they make another jurassic park... because the jurassic park that would be cool is if they incinerated every dino left in a old fashion nazi blitzkrieg war tactic, but pita might get mad at that. All I care about is meeting the producer that read this this story line and said to himself...
"Raptors with machine guns...BRILLIANT! This will be better than any movie, ever!"
Holy $H!T. You gotta be kidding me!
P.S. I do agree that cuba will probably be in it.

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Ianjdoc
February 8, 2008 at 20:37

I hope they do make 'A' 4th film because I loved these movies, I just hope they dont make it to this story line cos its a load of b*******. There is another story line I read about which is that a prehistoric virus is re-awakened because of the dinos and it threatens to wipe out humans as well and I think it is better then they could say that was what wiped out the dinos the first time round.

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