Kate Hudson will be the next Hollywood actress to be humped by Dane Cook. Jessica Alba will be treated to the touch if Dane’s crotch later this year in Good Luck Chuck, while Variety says Hudson will get Cooked when a movie called Bachelor No. 2 starts shooting in August.

Directed by Howard Deutch (whose last name must have made his childhood hell), the film is about a guy hired by men to take their ex-girlfriends out on terrible dates in order to drive them back into their arms. Dane Cook will play the anti-Hitch, whose career goes awry when he’s hired to take out the ex of his best friend. I doubt Kate is doing a cameo, so expect her to figure in as the best friend’s ex.