Odds are you didn't catch My Sister's Keeper this weekend, figuring Transformers beating the hell out of each other was more interesting than Cameron Diaz crying over her kid with cancer. And while you might have been right-- it's hard to say which of those movies are worse-- Nathaniel Rogers from The Film Experience and I have done the work for you, distilling Cameron's noble tears into another video review.

Watch below as we tear into My Sister's Keeper, hitting everything from its coffee commercial production values to its completely superfluous dog, and wonder why, if Cameron Diaz wanted to shift into drama, she chose this one.