Hold on. I can't start this until I stop laughing.

Okay, so some of you who checked out Avatar this weekend might have been unlucky enough to catch the trailer for Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise’s latest movie Knight and Day. Here’s the official synopsis:

In Knight & Day, Cruise and Diaz have a glamorous and sometimes deadly adventure, where nothing and no one - even the now fugitive couple - are what they seem. Amid shifting alliances and unexpected betrayals, they race across the globe, with their survival ultimately hinging on the battle of truth vs. trust.

Sounds pretty glib, huh? The trailer isn’t much better. What is fantastic though, is the movie’s unintentionally hilarious poster. Please explain to me how a studio spends enough money to make an action film starring Diaz, Cruise, Maggie Grace, Peter Sarsgaard, Paul Dano, and Viola Davis and yet doesn’t have anyone on staff who realizes there’s something seriously wrong with this poster. Cruise’s character’s got a stump leg and Diaz’s, well, doesn’t have normal lady parts.

Check it out for yourself courtesy of Slash Film.