Lance Armstrong is a better person than you are. Sure, you can go on and on about how he may have taken performance-enhancing drugs and such but even so, do you have cancer? Even if you do, have you won seven consecutive championships in whatever it is you do? Probably not.

And not only that but the dude has a sense of humor too. With only several lines, he was able to become one of the best parts of Dodgeball, even with an all-star comedy cast. Now he’s looking to take over that series like he took over the Tour de France. Moviehole picked up a story from Yahoo (which has since vanished... mysteriously) in which they claimed that Ben Stiller recently had a meeting with Armstrong to discuss a possible part in Dodgeball 2. Later on Armstrong seemed to confirm, at the least, that he was hanging out with Stiller via his Twitter